Thursday, 29 August 2013

Lap it up gurls

1 comment:

  1. Very grateful, Sir, for your beginner's lap dancing guide! Unfortunately, this reader lacks the splendid attributes of your female demonstrator. Notwithstanding, I would very much like to contribute to the experience by smoothly and gracefully taking over for her at the last step: "And finish him off with your mouth."

    Where may I sign up?