Sunday, 17 March 2013

ASS-uming the position

Many of you ask if they should curtsy when they meet me. Well the protocol is ASS-uming the position for inspection and ease of checking that you are presenting yourself appropriately. Knickers are clean and not torrid, seams are straight, legs are lithe and trim, dress has the correct amount of flouncy, pussy is smooth and perfumed, etc. Then on command you may rise, turn and ... yes .... then curtsy.

1 comment:

  1. I like your blog.
    With love,