Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Lamenting the loss of the traditional British School Uniform for gurls

Miss Jones and I were discussing the training of a certain set of current gurls (you know who you are) and a proposed new project that revolved around school uniforms and it became aware that Miss Jones's tender young pert age meant the traditional uniform was seen as nothing more than slutty hen night fancy dress and that this great British uniform of institution had become lost in a melee of American Catholic plaid and Jaegger bomb fueled slutty hen party excess.

Now Mr Black is partial to the odd Jaegger Bomb himself but not the degeneration of tradition. So here is a brief history  as a reminder for you older gurlies and an introduction for you more junior gurlies.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

What is it like to be you Mr Black?

Busy, Busy, Busy - Miss Tabitha Jones has persuaded me to carry a little discreet digital camera around with me and to literally grab and record some of my random moments during the day. So do enjoy these candid moments and I hope it gives you some insight in to how hard I work for you.

If you have any admissions enquiries please do address them to Miss T Jones my PA - (tabbykittenjones@yahoo.co.uk)

But if it is general chit chat then do feel free to contact me direct - (mrhugoblack@yahoo.co.uk)

Friday, 27 May 2011

Mr Black presents Laura

Lovey and highly creative Laura dropped out of the Flicker pages and I just had to share her with you my dedicated followers. It just goes to show how candid and fabulous a gurl can make herself look. Mr Black would have been proud if he had taken the pictures himself.

Betty Homage

Olivia Love does a homage to Betty Page.

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Spanking Yahoo

Mr Black was flattered when so many of you emailed me with a tremor of fear wracking your pert nubile bodies.
Yahoo put up their hand and apologised for the brief loss of service.
Mr Black would not desert you gurls so abruptly.
Mr Hugo Black x

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Be Seen and be Seamed

Some of you gurls have been foolish enough to ask me my opinion on tights. Please don't do this again any of you. An aesthetic anathema of the worsed kind. Please read below.

Do I rest my case?